I love this stuff, its hard to explain why.  I hope that one day as historians sift through what remains of culture, they don’t over look the little touches.  Notes about cleaning the coffee pot and not sitting on the counter are as much a part of what we are as anything we like to believe about ourselves:

To whomever put the watermelon in the ice machine:Please remove it immediately as well as the ice that it has been sitting in. Just as a helpful hint, the shell of a watermelon is not the cleanest in the world as it is handled by shoppers in the grocery store, gets transported in your vehicle and as well gets carried by you in to the building. Would you want to use the ice that is contaminated by all of that to put in your drink? Please be more considerate of others in the building and if you decide to bring an entire watermelon to work, please bring and use a cooler of ice to store it in, not the company ice machine.

If there are any questions, please feel free to contact me.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.